i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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