Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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