Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We don't watch enough power rangers
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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