If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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