Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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