if you like me you must not know who I am
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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