I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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