Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
send nudes
from the living room?
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