Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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