there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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