i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You ruined the universe
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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