Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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