he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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