I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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