I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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