So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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