Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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