i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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