Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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