Im at strip club and am horny
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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