He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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