i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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