i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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