i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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