why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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