So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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