Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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