I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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