I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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