Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
it's like iHOP with fire
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So vagazzling was a success
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