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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself

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  OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list

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  haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.

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  also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single

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• (661): View more from California

  ‎"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.

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