Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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