i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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