so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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