For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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