I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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