3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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