this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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