If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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