all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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