once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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