Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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