You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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