some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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