Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
jump out the window naked night went bad
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