If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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