I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
