shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
