i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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