k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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