theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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