Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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