He asked to "fluff my boner.."
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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