i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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