I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
only you would photoshop your dick
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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