so that wasnt chicken after all
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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